May 2012
Protections
impossible2forget:
Surah Fatiha protects one from the anger of Allah. Surah Yaseen protects one from the thirst of the Day of Judgment. Surah Waqi’ah protects one from poverty and starvation. Surah Mulk protects one from the punishment of the grave. Surah Kauthar protects one from the enmity of the enemy. Surah Kafiroon protects one from Kufr at the time of death. Surah Ikhlas protects one...
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I had a terrible morning. As i was making my way back from the toilet, one of my colleagues, who was a muslimah, shouted ‘Assalamualaikum!’ and gave me this huge smile. I forgot to give her my salam today because my mind was too engrossed with work.
I said, “Walaykumsalam.” and smiled back. When I sat down at my office, I thought about it and cried. A simple salam is like...
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Mufti Menk and Abdulbary Yahya are coming to Singapore for a series of lectures :’) i am so honoured to be designing the banner for the programs
My dad just emailed me this huge list of puns oh...
I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.
When chemists die, they barium.
Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time.
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.
This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.
I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.
They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Type-O.
We’re going on a class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there's no pop quiz.
Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?
Broken pencils are pointless.
I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.
What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.
All the toilets in New York’s police stations have been stolen. The police have nothing to go on.
I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.
Haunted French pancakes give me the crêpes.
A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy.
The earthquake in Washington obviously was the Government's fault.
Be kind to your dentist. He has fillings, too.
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I am not the same person that you know
I have changed. and my heart has changed. But maybe you wont see beyond my smile.
“I challenge anyone to understand Islam, its spirit, and not to love it. It is a...”
– Yann Martel (Life of Pi)
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Since we cannot get what we like, let us like what...
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I should stop disappointing others and myself.
US Government: So we heard you needed our help?
Africa/The Middle East: No, we're fine.
US Government: No, we really think you need our help.
Africa/The Middle East: Fuck off, we're fine!
US Government: Ah, they're hostile! They hate our way of life! We have to stop them!
Africa/The Middle East: EVERYTHING WAS FINE UNTIL YOU GOT INVOLVED WHERE YOU'RE NOT WANTED.
US Government: TERRORISTS! THEY'RE TRYING TO KILL ALL OF US! WE NEED TO INVADE!
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“The bravest thing I ever did was continuing my life when I wanted to die.”
– Juliette Lewis (via wallcott)
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Friends, do me a favour. If I do something to make you angry, please dont give me the silent treatment. I hate it, you hate it. Things aren’t going to get better. and if you truly are my friend, you will know how it will stress me up and eat me inside.
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hangama:
Your fingers belong in the crevices between my own. Palm against palm.
I wonder where you are.
“It’s the unspoken truth of humanity that you crave subjugation. The bright lure...”
– Loki (via jenben10)
I thought this was extremely powerful dialogue. It made me think of religion